Humor
The Hospital Vote
Recently, when a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, this is what happened:
- The allergists voted to scratch it.
- The dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
- The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.
- The neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
- The obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception.
- The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
- The pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!”
- The pediatricians said, “Grow up.”
- The proctologists said, “We are in arrears.”
- The psychiatrists thought it was madness.
- The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
- The radiologists could see right through it.
- The internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow.
- The plastic surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.”
- The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward.
- The urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.
- The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
- And the cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
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